ALLSTAR WEEKEND

OMG the pool touni went on and it was won by Night2 coming in from the wild card spot! Every one seems Wallybowl ready ! Friday nights cleanup,lights,camera,tunesand pre Wally world warmup!

NQP ALLSTAR WEEKEND

OVER 47 vs UNDER 47

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS ROUNDUP

Yes the weeks are winding down to Wally World and the AFC
will be ready to inflict some payback for last years game ! NFC'ers
had problems this week fielding a team,Trader Tom ,Wee Will and Night2
were no shows. Night2 I was told had a bad cold but I haven't heard anything about the other two! On to the game which can be marked up to an AFC victory despite the MVP going to the Mad Hatter Justin playing for a depleted NFC team. Now on to other pressing matters : first it looks down to the wire between Fran and Jill for the coveted plaque! Justin who was in the race has been fined 19 24's for changing his picks after the game was played and in red no less as well as out of the column(what was he thinking). The terrible Texan has been updating injury reports to his fellow NFC'ers and says he will be marking in red the exact injury spots on the AFC'ers during Wally World if any AFC'ers should pass the f--- out!!!!!! SOOOO EVILLL!!!!
After the game this reporter watched last years Wally Bowl and noticed at the very least 3 or 4 cheating plays by the eventual winning NFC team but I did not notice 1 cheating play by the AFC ! First time I reviewed the game film from camera 2 which was operated by an injured Dasterly Dave Buckcannon and now I know why we AFC'ers lost the 2006 Wally Bowl! CHEATING NFC BASTAGES!!!!
Pedro Pitt and Sarah hosted Mexican night and vittles were tasty, Neil brought some beef n barley soup that for some reason had pork in it too. I personally found the soup bland and it needed some salt n pepper but the crusty bread did help the soup out. Gordon Bordon the game warden was doing his impression of a door during the games and Gord what kinda coach are you that ya don't show up to coach your NFC brothers? Electric Ed was in a fine mood or is it a fining mood?
Dawgster is supposed to set up the pool shark tournement for next week but has decided to cancel the tourni due to conflict with the all star game next week and will be planning the tourni at a later date when football season is over.
Fans: Jill braving the Canadian cold ......YEAH JILL!!!!
Scotty Mackenzie and his pylon stealing dog

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS

Sunday, Jan. 21
Chicago 39, New Orleans 14
Indianapolis 38, New England 34

Divisional Playoff Round up

Yes The Scottish connection is in first place and might just have taken control of the coveted plaque!
Well the game was a tuffy with a field change due to ice n tractor wheel grooves and the AFC wins on some great play by MVP The Mad Hatter with some tenacious defense and a couple of picks for TD'a avec a trap block by ED n Da Dawg. Pedro Pitt threw a beauty long bomb to Dawgster for a TD.....What a arm on Pedro. Squirrelly hater Dave play a good game and Dave Beerworth brought in by the AFC cheaters helped keep Wee Willy in check. Trader Tom pulled a groin but showed some intestinal fortitude by staying in the game as a quite efficient QB for those NFC bastages!!! Texas Ted showed some Wally world defense but Night 2 looked a little off his game. Wee Willy played a good game using those sure hands for a few catches.
Fans...I couldn't tell cuz the field was too far away.
Never seen Neil brought some meatball stew n crusty bread....Yummy!
What is this I hear Trader Tom's marriage to Jenn is back on! Oh and Jenn looks like a shadow of her former self ....36 livres, OMG Wow Jenn that's amazin n it looks great on ya!

Divisional Playoffs Weekend Final scores

Saturday, Jan. 13
Indianapolis 15 Baltimore 6
Philadelphia 24 New Orleans 27

Sunday, Jan. 14
Seattle 24 Chicago 27 OT
New England 24 San Diego 21

Wild Card Weekend Round Up

Well it's the playoffs and NQP is almost Wally World ready!
The Game Warden Gordon had a party Saturday night that I missed cuz I was at Big Angie's for dinner and 2 games on the tube. I didn't hear how the party went but I did see the Cowboys choke like Mama Cass on a ham sandwich or was it Romo pinslip due the a greasy ball or was Tony Roma's half time rib juice on the ball?
A Happy Birthday corus "though not in tune" was sung to the birthday girl Joanne who it seems has turned 40......Wink!
AFC started slowly but then turned the screws on those NFC bastages to the tune of 10-5! Electric Ed sharing QB duties was on target. Justin "Mad Hatter" after a slow start made some good catches,Pedro Pitt pulled in a few or at least 2 super pickoffs,
Dashing Dave also played some great "D" and Dawgster was testing his leggs out with a couple of long ones from Ed. The Terrible Texan though not too happy did state the the Cowboy's game was a good game but you could tell by the sneer he was not a happy camper! Night 2 said that we so called AFC cheaters were not passing to his side a good point that the AFC juggernaught will rectify soon! Big Mack made a couple good grab's but also drop a couple.Wee Will seemed distant and his defense was not there though he played his wrecking crew offence and caught the ball many times over the middle with not a flinch.
Fans: Dave "lights out" Mains and da wife getting ready to go to the Q C to see his boy play vs Patrick Roy's team.
Jimi's girlfriend and owner
That's about it folks maybe Gord's party was too much for the girls!
Oh ya before I forget WE MISS YOU JILL!!!!!!

Wild Card Weekend

Saturday, Jan. 6
Kansas City 8 Indianapolis 23
Dallas 20 Seattle 21
Sunday, Jan. 7
N.Y. Jets 16 New England 37
N.Y. Giants 20 Philadelphia 23

Week 17 Roundup!

Hey everybody did this weeks game end yet?
Must of because I hurt all over and AFC wins!! 10-9
Wonder if I'm the only 1 hurting.......
Well New Years eve was a party fest though this Dawg only made it to New Years party central at 1 am so I missed a lot of the festivities.
Night2 left early but he had to work New Years day!
Texas Ted didn't make it to the game or the party due to stuff flying outa both ends...Been there done that...not fun!!!
lots of pictures taken and I think there is 1 with Pedro Pitt in Silver n Black!
Sarah's been asked to appear on a TLC show!
Neil was wondering around like a lost puppy.
Gordon the game warden was stoked about not showing up to coach the NFC!
The Crusher play a good game though his in tune body was rejecting the 2 hour madness! Trader Tom play well but me thinks missing too many games might be slowing him down.
Night 2 musta heard my comment about turtle blocking cuz he told the QB twice to take his time cuz he was blocking Da Dawg off the line. I was laughing so hard I almost pee'd myself...Good job Night!
Big Mack pulled in a few nice catches and seems ready for Wally World!
The Mad Hatted sporting a lime green fluorescent hat made his best catch of the year,I think the hat blinded the defense!
Pedro played 1 great defensive game with some help from Dashing Dave who it seems was worried about the squirrels circling because they found out that ole swollen one forgot the puppy protector!!!
Electric Ed came in in relief n threw a beauty TD to yes get his Dawgster playing receiver.
Fans: Dasterly Deb "Marking AFC territory in the snow"
Jenn n Yannick playing kissy face on the sidelines....lol
DiscoDrew's ex
gee there was many more fans then I've seen all year and my fingees are getting sore!
Please send me some of the pics from week 17 I'm sure we all like to see them!
Most of all play safe n Happy New Year to all of you NQP MORONS!!!!

Week 17 scores Happy New Year!

N.Y. Giants 34, Washington 28
Carolina 31, New Orleans 21
Houston 14, Cleveland 6
Detroit 39, Dallas 31
Kansas City 35, Jacksonville 30
New England 40, Tennessee 23
N.Y. Jets 23, Oakland 3
Pittsburgh 23, Cincinnati 17 (OT)
Seattle 23, Tampa Bay 7
St. Louis 41, Minnesota 21
San Diego 27, Arizona 20
Philadelphia 24, Atlanta 17
Baltimore 19, Buffalo 7
Indianapolis 27, Miami 22
San Francisco 26, Denver 23 (OT)
Green Bay 26, Chicago 7