Week 17 end of regular season

Saturday, Dec. 3
N.Y. Giants at Washington
Sunday, Dec. 31
Carolina at New Orleans
Cleveland at Houston
Detroit at Dallas
Jacksonville at Kansas City
New England at Tennessee
Oakland at N.Y. Jets
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Seattle at Tampa Bay
St. Louis at Minnesota
Arizona at San Diego
Atlanta at Philadelphia
Buffalo at Baltimore
Miami at Indianapolis
San Francisco at Denver
Green Bay at Chicago

Week 16 round up

NFC 10 AFC 9

Everyone was in Wally bowl form and it was a momentous battle on a slick field!
The Crusher help them NFC cheatin bastages win and the AFC couldn't seal the deal at games end! Night 2 continued his cheatin ways and played well even though I can't remember who said it but it seems the dark one doesn't like to block though I did point out that it was because he usually returns the kicks. The Crusher returned many kicks this week so I guess Night 2 can't use runback as a excuse for turtle blocking! The NFC told the AFC that Trader Tom will be fined for not showing up for the game due to the fact Chrusher was in town!.....AFC'ers won't hold their collective breath on that! OMG the Jihad is over and Terrible Texas Ted almost had an orgasm with beating the AFC,catching a TD pass,throwing the winning TD pass the only thing that didn't go his way was his beloved Cowboys losing to the Eagles!Congrats to MVP Terrible Texas Ted!
Night 2 brought the turkey and Electric Ed prepared a fine turkey dinner with a lil help from Dawgster. Sandra though not a NQP member but possibly a cult leader, raved that it was one of the best turkey dinners she ever had!
The dartboard shot glasses paid the price! Tekillya was flowing,crown royal was tasty,and beer OMG after that game tasted so good and 24's were coming out from everywhere! After I made last weeks comment bout the NQP ladies Sarah made sure she made an appearance at the game and took pictures I think. Sarah also and Jill as well passed out some cool pics with 1 of Pedro Pitt that still is giving me nightmares!
No shows
Trader Tom,Seldom seen Neil had alcholol poisoning or gastro not sure which,Gord, Deb n Jenn were with Slapshot in the old Bee Gees song about a state,Joanne might of came over but I'm not sure?

Week 16 scores

Green Bay 9, Minnesota 7
Kansas City 20, Oakland 9
Baltimore 31, Pittsburgh 7
Carolina 10, Atlanta 3
Chicago 26, Detroit 21
Houston 27, Indianapolis 24
New England 24, Jacksonville 21
New Orleans 30, N.Y. Giants 7
Tampa Bay 22, Cleveland 7
Tennessee 30, Buffalo 29
St. Louis 37, Washington 31 (OT)
Arizona 26, San Francisco 20
Denver 24, Cincinnati 23
San Diego 20, Seattle 17
Philadelphia 23, Dallas 7
N.Y. Jets 13, Miami 10

WEEK 16 games

WEEK 16
Thursday, Dec. 2
Minnesota at Green Bay
Saturday, Dec. 23
Kansas City at Oakland
Sunday, Dec. 24
Baltimore at Pittsburgh
Carolina at Atlanta
Chicago at Detroit
Indianapolis at Houston
New England at Jacksonville
New Orleans at N.Y. Giants
Tampa Bay at Cleveland
Tennessee at Buffalo
Washington at St. Louis
Arizona at San Francisco
Cincinnati at Denver
San Diego at Seattle
Monday, Dec. 25
Philadelphia at Dallas
N.Y. Jets at Miami

Hey NFC CHEATERS BEWARE OF ELECTRIC ED

Week 15 roundup

Good day all you NQP'ers. Well week 15's game was a romp with Electric Ed pulling down touch down after touch down like a Lenny pulling on the strings of a stratocaster! The electric one is week 15's MVP by a landslide with a little help from an old time gunslinger Dawg!
AFC 10 NFC 6
Night2 aka Sheridan ran 1 back for a TD which was the NFC's only real highlight! Night2 used all measures to try to get a win for the NFC including some questionable cheating bastage tactics!!! Wee Will stubb his thumb and wasn't effective.
Hot wings on the bbq were tasty and I think that they should be cooked that way always. Never seen Neil brought some tasty Lebanese cous cous!
Dave (high pitch) Buckcannon was back to normal and the squirrels were looking elsewhere for nuts but he said that he wasn't in game shape though being ever diligent wore a puppy protector but complained about chaffing!
Game No show's
Trader Tom-golfing I think
Pedro Pitt-working ot- extra Xmas $$$
terrible Texas Ted-nursing the ankle or is it a ploy to be tip top shape for Wally World ?
Never seen Neil
Fans-none and what's with that ?
The weathers been perfect and the fairer sexed NQP'ers
don't show up to take photo's and film!!!!
Guess they are too busy huh?
All that this reporter will say is the boys play every week despite weather conditions so why is it the ladies can't even show up to cheer us morons on!!!

Week 15 games scores

Thursday, Dec. 14
San Francisco 24 Seattle 14
Saturday, Dec. 16
Dallas 38 Atlanta 28.
Sunday, Dec. 17
Cleveland 17 Baltimore 27
Detroit 9 Green Bay 17
Houston 7 New England 40
Jacksonville 17 Tennessee 24
Miami 0 Buffalo 21
N.Y. Jets 26 Minnesota 13
Pittsburgh 37 Carolina 3
Tampa Bay 31 Chicago 34
Washington 16 New Orleans 10
Denver 37 Arizona 20
Philadelphia 36 N.Y. Giants 22
St. Louis 20 Oakland 0
Kansas City 9 San Diego 29
Monday, Dec. 18
Cincinnati 16 Indianapolis 34

WEEK 14 round up

NFC wins their 2nd game of the season 10 -8 though the win in my opinion was tarnished by a couple of questionable calls but a win is a win!The game was not an easy game to play due to a soft slippery top layer of turf covering a crusty hard layer underneath which caused some falls. The whirlpools and maytags will get a workout this up coming week!
Joanne brought a replay Mac casserole and Neil brought chicken slope which resembled chicken ala king that was bland but filling though he dropped the ball by not getting the flaky round pastries that would of make the grade.
Sheridan slipped out early,Dawg left after the first half of the afternoon game and we missed the impromptu jump to The terrible Texan's place for the late game where Pedro Pitt set of the fire alarm.
Oh ya before I forget Joanne found her hat....Finally!!!
Justin's in first place but the vultures are circling.
Word has it the crazy leggs Dave will play next game seems the squirrels have left the building and the family jewels are back to the right size!!!
AFC 8 NFC 10
FANS
Lady in a wheelchair being pulled by a Blond lab and her friend
a few squirrels looking for Dave!

WEEK 14 games

Thursday Game
Cleveland 7 Pittsburgh 27
Sunday Games
Atlanta 17 Tampa Bay 6
Baltimore 20 Kansas City 10
Indianapolis 17 Jacksonville 44
Minnesota 30 Detroit 20
New England 0 Miami 21
N.Y. Giants 27 Carolina 13
Oakland 10 Cincinnati 27
Philadelphia 21 Washington 19
Tennessee 26 Houston 20
Green Bay 30 San Francisco 19
Seattle 21 Arizona 27
Buffalo 31 N.Y. Jets 13
Denver 20 San Diego 48
New Orleans 42 Dallas 17
Monday Game
Chicago 42 St. Louis 27

WEEK 13 Round up

Well week 13 will go down in infamy for what would have been a prohibition Sunday but for Dynamite Deb nursing a V. I. AFC won the fastest 10-8 game ever with no M.V.P. When you get right down to it Sunday was a blur due to a Saturday night special. Instead of fans this week I'm putting down N.F.C. no shows because Big Mack said he's getting lonely and he hates having to have an A. F. C. cheating bastages playing with the N. F. C. cheating bastages!!!
No shows
Texas Ted
Trader Tom
Sheridan showed up after the game looking pale
AFC
Never seen Neil
Dave "Crazy legs" due to swollen OO's but show up at Sarah n Pedro's
Yummy Mac casserole brought to you bye Joanne.